Some days just call for peace, quiet… and zero human interaction.
This unapologetically sassy spa set is made for those moments when you need to recharge, reset, and kindly tell the world to leave you alone.
With a blend of calming florals, bright citrus, and a touch of bubbly sweetness, this set delivers the perfect balance of relaxation and mood-boosting vibes.
✨ What’s Inside:
“Beautiful Day to Leave Me Alone” Epsom Salt Soak
A juicy, uplifting peach bellini scent paired with muscle-soothing epsom salt—because relaxation should feel as good as it smells.
“Introverted As F” Bath Bomb Shower Steamer
A calming blend of bergamot + lavender to ease stress, quiet your mind, and help you fully unplug.
“Calm Your Tits” Bath Bomb Shower Steamer
A grounding, spa-like mix of rosemary + lavender + bergamot designed to melt tension and bring you back to center.
💖 Why You’ll Love It:
Aromatherapy-inspired scents to relax + reset
Helps ease stress, tension, and mental overload
Perfect mix of calming + uplifting fragrances
Funny, relatable, and highly giftable
🎁 Perfect Gift For:
Introverts (obviously 😉)
Anyone needing a mental health reset
Besties who love their alone time
Yourself—because protecting your peace is essential
🌿 The Vibe:
No plans. No people. No pressure.
Just you, your bath, and the sound of absolutely nothing.
How to Use:
Epsom Salt Soak: Pour into a warm bath, stir to dissolve, step in, and soak for 20–30 minutes.
Shower Steamer: Place on the floor of the shower (away from direct water flow). Water activates fizzing and releases aromatherapy scents.
Bath Bomb: Drop into warm bath water, let it fizz, and enjoy 15–20 minutes of rejuvenation.
Ingredients:
Epsom Salt Soak – Peach Bellini
Epsom Salt, Fragrance Oil, Phthalate-Free & Paraben-Free
Introverted AF Lavender Bergamot 
Baking Soda, Citric Acid, Cocoa Butter, Epsom Salt, Kaolin Clay, Corn Starch, Colloidal Oatmeal, Coconut Milk Powder, SLSA Powder, Polysorbate 80, Essential Oils (Lemon & Eucalyptus)
Calm Your Tits Lavender Bergamot Rosemary
Baking Soda, Citric Acid, Cocoa Butter, Epsom Salt, Kaolin Clay, Corn Starch, Colloidal Oatmeal, Coconut Milk Powder, SLSA Powder, Polysorbate 80, Essential Oils (Spearmint & Eucalyptus)
Product Details:
Weight: Epsom Salt 300 g / 10.6 oz | Each Bath Bomb/Shower Steamer 4.5 oz / 127.57 g
Made in Canada and USA
Perfect for funny bath gifts, stress relief, spa nights, or pampering