Ready to shut the world out and reclaim your peace?
This unapologetically bold spa gift set is your permission slip to relax, reset, and release all the BS—with scents that actually do the work.
Whether you’ve had a long day, a long week, or just need everyone to leave you alone… this set delivers a full sensory escape.
✨ What’s Inside:
“Fuck Off I’m Taking a Bath” Epsom Salt Soak
Infused with rosemary + sea salt to help soothe sore muscles, clear your mind, and bring a grounding, spa-like reset.
Badass Warrior Bath Bomb Shower Steamer
Powered by spearmint + eucalyptus for an invigorating, breathe-deep, feel-strong kind of energy.
“Release the Bullshit” Bath Bomb Shower Steamer
A refreshing blend of eucalyptus + lemon designed to clear tension, lift your mood, and help you let go of whatever’s weighing you down.
💖 Why You’ll Love It:
Aromatherapy-driven relaxation + mood boost
Muscle-soothing + stress-melting ingredients
Bold, funny, and totally giftable
Turns your bathroom into a full-on spa escape
🎁 Perfect Gift For:
Stressed-out moms
Burnt-out professionals
Your no-BS best friend
Co-worker
Boss Babe
Yourself (because boundaries are self-care 😉)
🌿 The Vibe:
Lock the door. Turn on the water.
Breathe in. Let it go.
And soak like you mean it.
How to Use:
Epsom Salt Soak: Pour into a warm bath, stir to dissolve, step in, and soak for 20–30 minutes.
Shower Steamer: Place on the floor of the shower (away from direct water flow). Water activates fizzing and releases aromatherapy scents.
Bath Bomb: Drop into warm bath water, let it fizz, and enjoy 15–20 minutes of rejuvenation.
Ingredients:
Epsom Salt Soak – Sea Salt Rosemary 
Epsom Salt, Fragrance Oil, Phthalate-Free & Paraben-Free
Release The Bullshit – Lemon Eucalyptus:
Baking Soda, Citric Acid, Cocoa Butter, Epsom Salt, Kaolin Clay, Corn Starch, Colloidal Oatmeal, Coconut Milk Powder, SLSA Powder, Polysorbate 80, Essential Oils (Lemon & Eucalyptus)
Bad Ass Warrior – Spearmint & Eucalyptus:
Baking Soda, Citric Acid, Cocoa Butter, Epsom Salt, Kaolin Clay, Corn Starch, Colloidal Oatmeal, Coconut Milk Powder, SLSA Powder, Polysorbate 80, Essential Oils (Spearmint & Eucalyptus)
Product Details:
Weight: Epsom Salt 300 g / 10.6 oz | Each Bath Bomb/Shower Steamer 4.5 oz / 127.57 g
Made in Canada and USA
Perfect for funny bath gifts, stress relief, spa nights, or pampering