Hard No. When it’s just not happening!
Sometimes self-care means telling the world to take a hike while you soak in a tub of pure bliss.
Our Nope, Not Today Epsom Salts are your permission slip to skip the chaos, dissolve the tension, and pretend your responsibilities don't exist for at least thirty minutes. Because adulting is exhausting, and your muscles deserve better than your attitude. Sink in, relax, and let the salt do what your therapist charges $200 an hour to suggest.
Directions for use: Pour your favourite beverage and lock the bathroom door. Run bath and sprinkle a handful of salts under the running water. Enjoy!
* Mango scent
* Phthalate free and paraben free
* 300 g / 10.6 oz
* Made in Canada
Lavender Martini | Whipped Sugar Scrub + Body Butter | Deep Moisture
Some days just call for a little “not today” energy. Whether you're dodging stress, side-eyes, or straight-up chaos, this duo has your back (and your skin).
✨ Start with our Whipped Foaming Sugar Scrub, a creamy, fluffy polish packed with exfoliating sugar crystals and a rich lather to smooth away the day (and the drama).
✨ Follow it up with our Whipped Body Butter, a luxurious blend of shea, cocoa, and mango butters that melts into your skin—hydrating deeply without the greasy feel.
Infused with our signature Lavender Martini scent—a calming-meets-cocktail blend of soft lavender and a zesty martini twist—it’s like spa day meets happy hour. Use it when you need a reset, a recharge, or just a moment to vibe in peace.
Why You’ll Love It:
✨ Ultra-Hydrating Triple Butter Blend
✨ Foaming Sugar Exfoliation
✨ Vegan + Cruelty-Free
✨ Smells Like Boundaries + Bliss
✨ Your New Favorite Way to Say "No."
Usage (Scrub): Apply to wet skin. Rub in circular motion until sugar dissolves. Rinse thoroughly.
Usage (Butter): Apply generously after bath or shower and let the creamy goodness melt in. Use anytime your skin (or your mood) needs a little TLC.
WARNING: May cause soft skin, chill vibes, and the sudden urge to cancel plans. For external use only. Avoid contact with eyes.
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$61.00Price
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